No, this isn't describing your ex.
Sounds funny, but means well. The Canadian $1 coin derived from the picture of the Canadian bird, the loon, that appears on one side of the coin.
This tee is fairly true-to-size.
Women: Order a size down. Ensure your wash in cold, or at least hang dry.
Men: Order your regular size. Ensure your wash in cold, or at least hang dry.
*This is a digitized mockup. The colour of fabric and graphics may appear slightly duller on the physical product.