No, this isn't describing your ex.
Sounds funny, but means well. The Canadian $1 coin derived from the picture of the Canadian bird, the loon, that appears on one side of the coin.
This sweater is nearly true-to-size, but we find fits slightly smaller.
Women: Order a size down. But, if you plan to wash in warm water and dry on warm OR like a baggier fit, order your regular size.
Men: Order your regular size. But, if you plan to wash in warm water and dry on warm OR like a baggier fit, order a size up.
*This is a digitized mockup. The colour of fabric and graphics may appear slightly duller on the physical product.